- me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
I like having this view. I would like to have it right now. Volunteers?
I suck at texting unless:
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
Here’s the thing about Game of Thrones that I just can’t get over
It’s so fucking unrealistic.
I mean… Virgins keep blowing women’s MINDS. It was funny when it was Pod and the prostitutes. But Jon Snow TOO? That’s just ridiculous.
Ladies and gentlemen, James Franco
oh dear god
Fucking fuck me
james fucking franco marry me please